Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
|—||Rahu, on failed Search and Rescue mission. (via outofcontextdnd)|
well I’ve decided to make and Table Top RPG system using the very basics of d20 (you use a d20 to roll for hit and for skill checks and such) and a bit of DnD (like the defenses and feats system)
I haven’t got any items or weapons yet but there will but under my Weapons Proficiency I have a bunch of weapon categories. I still think I need some more feats for level 1+ so there is plenty of feats to base off of.
all of my progress will be under the cut. everything in [ ] is a formula for stats or rolls or boons. if you read this (wow) and have any suggestions for me feel free to tell me.
"It doesn’t change the fact our priest just summoned and tortured a fish.” - Our Magus, Aslam, talking about the party’s cleric summoning a dolphin in the middle of the desert.
Player: I roll knowledge religion on the stew!
(Frustrated) DM: It doesn’t believe in it self.
she’s done such a fantastic job on insects, especially the fluffy little bumblebee
WHOA ADORABLE BUG PEOPLE
This is hilarious for me as it comes right after my friend Eddie telling me that the way Japanese honeybees kill hornet invaders is by cuddling them to death.
Turns out, Japanese hornets, though they’re big and mean, can’t survive at the maximum temperature that the little bumbles can. So when a hornet crashes their hive, the little honeybees in all their cute fuzzy glory surround the hornet and cuddle up to it, piling more and more on top of the group hug mound until the hornet overheats to death.
In other words, Hornet-sempai better watch his fucking back.
songs in a different language you like and then you look up the lyrics and it’s actually some fucked up shit
Player 1 - ::Reading flavor text:: You conjure a wall that consists of contag-continugous squares…
Player 2 - CONTAGIOUS SQUARES!
DM - OH GOD! I CAUGHT THE SQUARES!
Player: What are we going to do now? Plot hooks don’t just drop out of the sky.
DM: A winged cat with an arrow in its leg falls onto the road in front of you. There’s a scroll tied around its neck.
Player: Or maybe they do…
when you hear the word despair and you’re just like:
I have never understood this.
i have the social skills of a very shy 5 year old