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You know what I want Paradox Space to cover?

helladavestuck:

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How this happened.

transpotter:

if u accept well passing trans people but make fun of trans people who are either early on in their transition or just dont live up to your outrageous disgusting standards then ur gross and double gross as well

druyu:

metapod

druyu:

metapod

squishableheadboobs:

kangaya:

kangaya:

imagine slightly older steven going on more dangerous missions with the gems and they all accidentally get their bodies badly injured and near the end he’s just trying to escape with his arms full of gemstones 

imagei drew it

How dare you.

scoutrage:

“Equius riding a rocket propelled horse surfboard through space saying
"E%HILARATING"”yes.

scoutrage:

Equius riding a rocket propelled horse surfboard through space saying

"E%HILARATING"

yes.

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

virtuallysmutstuck:

Please take a moment to imagine Death the Kid trying to play Tetris.

mathieu-bellamont:

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this will never not be funny and i dont care what you say

fascinates:

people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important 

dersekingdom:

if you know my birth name:

  • do not fucking call me by it
  • do not fucking mention it
  • do not fucking think about it
  • just fucking dont
  • dont do it
  • my name is the name i say i go by
  • fucking respect that
  • im not asking for you to rip your arm off and give it to me 
  • IM ONLY ASKING FOR YOU TO NOT CALL ME BY MY BIRTH NAME.

and my “good” mood has mostly diminished. longest good mood I’ve had in years though.

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palmsizedmoth:

ask-fire-emblem-olivia:

roavaswardrobe:

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

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iguanamouth:

"so youre saying all you can make are SAUCES and PLATES??"

"actually theyre, um, saucers"

takeonecurtaincall:

lastgreattimewhore:

the-loki-initiative:

lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

this is the best rape argument i have ever heard